Towards greener pastures / جی آيا نوں

Laloo Prasad Yadav died. Rabri Devi (his wife) was very worried whether
Laloo would be able to make it to heaven, so she decided to try  and contact
his spirit by having a séance  (i.e. Black magic used to contact the dead)

Sure enough, after the usual mumbo-jumbo of calling to the spirits, Laloo’s
voice was heard answering,

“Helloooooooo Rabri, this is meeee…”

“Oh dear Lalooji,” she answered. “I just need to know if you’re happy there
in your after-life. What’s it like there?”

“Ooooooh, it’s much more beautiful here than I ever imagined,” Laloo
answered. “The sky is bluer, the air is cleaner, and the pastures are much
more lush and green than I ever expected …. and, above all, there
is no scam! And the only things  we do, all day long, are, eat and sleep, eat
and sleep, over and over.”
“Thank God, you reached heaven,” his  Rabri cried, wiping some tears.

“Heaven?”he answered. “What heaven? I’m reborn…..   “I’m a buffalo in
Switzerland.”

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