Archive for the ‘Humour’ Category

Lipstick in School

February 22, 2007

(You’ve got to love this principal) According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington was recently faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press […]

Work vs Prison / کام يا قيد

February 7, 2007

Recycled from I am Rainbow …… and still valid. 🙂 IN PRISON ……….. you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell. AT WORK ………… you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle. IN PRISON………. you get three meals a day. AT WORK ……… only get a break for one meal […]

“Maulana” Fazlul Rehman given second life by an Ahmadi / “مولانا کا احمدی حضرات کا ”بائيکاٹ

February 6, 2007

“Maulana” Fazlul Rehman needs no introduction to Pakistanis. He appears as a religious scholar of sort however no one has witnessed this scholarship as yet. He is renowned more for his political jugglery. Recently Maulana had a heart trouble and needed angioplasty. The operation was carried out successfully in a private hospital in Lahore by Dr […]

Rickshaw, rickshaw everywhere… / …جدھر ديکھتا ہوں تو ہی تو ہے

February 4, 2007

OK everyone has it so I need to have it too. This is the Rickshaw which is the talk of the town if you consider this world a town. First here it is; Now for my comments, I agree with Bilal Zuberi that message is sarcastic but I want to add that it has a sense […]

Towards greener pastures / جی آيا نوں

February 4, 2007

Laloo Prasad Yadav died. Rabri Devi (his wife) was very worried whether Laloo would be able to make it to heaven, so she decided to try  and contact his spirit by having a séance  (i.e. Black magic used to contact the dead) Sure enough, after the usual mumbo-jumbo of calling to the spirits, Laloo’s voice […]

Infidels and Us / کفار اور ہم

February 4, 2007

  Birmingham: Muslim ladies show fingers to infidels. Photo Credit: The Sun